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ffff*ck glamour? [30 May 2006|03:21pm]

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[28 Apr 2004|03:46pm]

Hello everyone

My name is Patrick
Patrick fancies: poetry, pocketwatches, pistols, platupi, and... patrick.
Patrick despises: peasants

If you have any of these in common, I'm sure we'll get along like magic.
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[08 Oct 2003|12:25am]

[ mood | better than yours ]

If any of you down there can hear me (a task which I don't fully expect any of you to be capable of) I am formally claiming this community for use to my own ends. You may now commence in carrying my bottles of vintage wien from my old cellar to my new cellar, and if you truly behave I may even let you serve me at my next dinner. I know, I know... I am too generous, to allow you the privilege of being seen in public with me. But then, father always said I was too kind to the help.

That is all. You may now commence with your regularly-scheduled tedium.

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[15 Mar 2003|03:27am]

I have joined this community and am not very sure why.
Hello, I suppose.

*yawns with affected boredom*
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[21 Jan 2003|01:29pm]

what makes a girl think that it is socially or fashionably acceptable to wear a hooded sweatshirt with a skirt (especially a short one)? this sight makes me cringe.
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As it pertains to Mr. Trump [11 Oct 2002|12:04am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

My good man, I must say that your question in reference to who else on this site would have Donald Trump as an interested yiedled two fantastically banal results. Upon asking my trained monkey to dispatch my butler to research this question, I have come to the following conclusions:
The first fellow to list Donald Trump as an Interest in a Canadian Musician who prides himself on having a collection of "1600+ CDs, 500+ Cassettes, and 800+ vinyl". How charmingly jejune.
The second is a quizzical young lass from New York who also like Mr.T and Malt Liquor. Droll, droll, droll.

I suppose they're called commoners for a reason, now aren't they?

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[29 Sep 2002|12:46am]

It's sad that this group isn't the only thing with Donald Trump as an interest. I don't want to click it and find out who else has it.

I AM MIND NUMBINGLY BORED! And this community is here for my own pleasure. Like the feeble of mind. And kittens.

*busts a move, upper-class style*
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Madagascar [16 Jun 2002|05:26pm]

[ mood | calm ]

The eXile (www.exile.ru) recently decided that it had spent too much time making fun of first world countries when there are plenty of rat-infested third world shitholes to besmirch. Here's what they wrote of Madagascar.

Why are you here, turd-island floating in Africa’s fetid wake? Why are you slinking along in the shadow of the dark continent?

You most useless country on the entire Risk board.

Why should we let your swelling population of Polynesian wetbacks ruin what was once a great Lemur-only park? The planet is already burdened with a thousand worthless cultures, each one with its scratchy artifacts to be catalogued and appreciated and memorized, when the storerooms are already overflowing with the trash of scabies-ridden shamans from the Kalahari to the Bering Straits.

Want more? Here goes!

Why should we have to learn your wretched particulars, when the only thing about you that matters is the fact that you’re driving the beautiful lemurs to extinction? The Lemurs—the sweetest of all primates, wiped out so you slash-and-burn farmers can plant a few more acres of rice to feed your 17 children each, not one of whom will ever matter. Your children will never matter. Your languages will never matter. You are as dull and unstoppable as a tumor, with your incomprehensible factions and coups. Your tin roofs. Your hillsides chopped for firewood, for what? For your local cuisine: a hundred ways of cooking rice and ratmeat. You Naipaul surplus.

Erase yourselves. And do it quietly. Apologize to the lemurs, leave them some food, and die.

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[26 May 2002|01:04am]

[ mood | superior ]

i'm still better than you.

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My stars! [21 Apr 2002|09:02pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Dear squat_tom,

Does it not hurt to have your head stuck so firmly and deeply up your own arse?

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[08 Apr 2002|12:34am]

i'm so much better than you.
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